Classic Donald Trump: ‘I Swear’ My Hair Is Not A Toupee [Video]


Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump says his trademark hairdo is for real. He told 1,800 people in South Carolina Thursday: “It’s my hair … I swear.”


Last week Thursday, Trump held up the day’s front page of The New York Times, highlighting an article about Spanish-language media’s mockery of his presidential candidacy.

He pointed to Ricardo Sanchez, a drive-time radio host in Los Angeles, calling Trump “el hombre del peluquin” — which translates to the man of the toupee.

“We’re gonna settle this,” he said, pointing to a woman in the audience at the Upstate Chamber Coalition in Greenville, South Carolina.

“Just come on up here. You have to do an inspection. This is getting crazy,” he said. “This is crazy. Just real quick — we don’t want to mess it up too much, cause I do use hair spray.”

Mary Margaret Bannister attended Thursday’s Upstate Chamber Presidential Series with her husband here to hear what Trump had to say, she never imagined she would be onstage in front of 1,400 performing an impromptu inspection of the alleged Trump toupee, CNN reported.

“It was a very bizarre experience,” Bannister told CNN. “You know, I was just listening to the speech and then it just kind of happened. He made eye contact with me,” she said.

Trump called on Bannister randomly and swears he’s never met her before, so in theory, Bannister was an impartial toupee-tester, or follicle feeler, per se.

“I think he definitely had in mind that he wanted to tell everybody that his hair was real and needed someone to come up,” the stay-at-home mother of four and former school teacher told CNN.

Bannister, a registered Republican who happens to be married to the South Carolina House Majority Leader Rep. Bruce Bannister, said she was in disbelief about what transpired.

After a brief feel and laugh, Bannister confirmed to the attendees and the rest of the world on live television that the real estate mogul turned front-running presidential candidate did, in fact, have real hair and was not wearing a toupee as was referenced in Thursday morning’s New York Times, which is what catalyzed Trump’s whole schtick in the first place.

“To me it looked real. It was not a toupee,” Bannister told CNN.

“When I approached him, he kind of leaned toward me, put his head toward me, and asked me to touch his hair.”

She said she was careful not to pull Trump’s do, and that she was, in fact, able to see his roots.

As for the product used? Bannister said it’s definitely a combination of hair gel and hairspray. While there was no confirmation from Trump on the gel, he did confirm the hairspray, telling Bannister onstage before the feel “we don’t want to mess it up too much, because I do use hairspray.”

Bannister described the situation as comical and entertaining. But will her hairy encounter with Trump now cause her to vote for “The Donald?” She still wants to hear more from him, she said.

“He is an interesting man to listen to,” Bannister added. “He keeps the crowd intrigued by what he has to say.”



  1. I could not find a better anecdotal definition of “non-issue” except to address the civilian firearm carry policy in New Jersey.


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